I'm wearin' myself a t-shirt that says "The world is my ashtray"..

I fell like shit.

I don't know what to do..

I bumming pretty badly.

I just realized Our existence is really meaningless in the big picture of the universe.

Big whoop right? Im sure you atheist already knew that.

Well hell, I guess it just takes some modest mouse and some rum to figure it out.

I've always been kind of a sceptic of religion and the unknown. 

I still keep a part of me for hope and salvation.

Its just that it grows dimmer everyday.

 Im scared, Im not the biggest fan of death.

When I was a kid I always thought I would die when I was eighteen. 

I always figured your life was done a eighteen. 

Then again ,"I never thought I thought I would be 23 , on the verge of spontaneous combustion whoa is me."

I always thought if I thought about it hard enough I would be like the highlander.

(yeah Immortal!)

Well, Im twenty three Im starting to think Im not immortal.

Shit.

At least the universe will keep moving on long after we are all dead.

It probably Mr. Uni in any way. (what?) 

(fucking bastard universe you son of a bitch)

Yeah all the universe cares about is the fucking beetles!

Hens the shitty ass movie.

I hated this movie.

You should have too!

It was nothing that any of us expected! 

the only musical that rocked was greece!

Yes Greese !

You bastard hate on it I dare you !

These mother fuckers were jamming as hard as they could.

The scorpions were fucking with them what do want !? FUCK!

Im fucking drunk so I guess thats it for now...

Be sure I die first..

Well, weather you like it or not your going to die!

Be prepared, for your body will be one with the earth.

And yes that son of a bitch Rafiki will be correct 

when he claims its the circle of life.

(Dick)

On second thought, Im not even sure if he mentions the circle of life.

It might have just been Elton crying about it while Simba was born...

Anyway before I got completely derailed by the lion king.

I mentioned how mortality will get the best of us.

Sure things are fine and dandy now that you and Joe Cool are crashing kegers 

and picking up on seventeen year olds who are mad at their parents.

The pleasures of getting up on time for work after sleeping 2 hours.

Not worrying about were you "slept" the night before.

I feel "asleep" next to a fridge with a bowl of ground beef in my hand. =(

(similar)

Ahh, the times of being young and healthy.

Enjoy them now, for in the future they will be...

Impossible.

When your an oldy you will need a nurse for assistance.

You will need oxygen.

And you will sleep were ever you fall.

So, In all actuality being old is like being a young adult again.

Just a whole lot slower and wiser.

If Im to ever marry and we grow old together, I would be

sure to bail out first.

I don't really want to be the lonely one.

I see it everyday in my line of work. it sucks.

Besides old ladies always get boyfriends.

Just ask my grandma. 

Smoke em if you got em..

I have no idea how to start up a blog about weed..

(I have a thing for cats.)

But I sure do know how to use google search.

The use of pot has always been such a strange and annoying issue in this country.

It has been argued to be a gateway drug, while the opposition claims its medicinal.

Pot doesn't seem to be any worse than drinking alcohol, if anything its safer.

Not once have I heard about some stoner killing a family of three.

Let me perfectly clear about this. I don't smoke, but I am all for it. 

Smoke until you and your pals have eaten all you're moms hot pockets.

I beg of you, smoke all the mary jane in the world.

EXCEPT MEXICO.

Grow your own or buy in country. PLEASE PLEASE don't support the shit that is

going on down their.

If you do.. Well your just funding domestic terrorism. 

(and no one likes a terrorist)

Man... I could go on about this topic forever. Unfortunately, I Do not have the skills to keep your attention for more than two minutes.

Perhaps I'll make a part two about Mary jane and company another time.

Thanks for reading. =)

Its Monday..

Ever feel like your weekend goes to fast?

Yeah well If you have a social life mixed in with a ton responsibility

Im sure you know what Im talking about.

Would you want it any other way?

Sure it would be nice to be bum and get everything handed to you 

but wheres the sense of accomplishment and self worth?

Maintaining friends and still keeping up with homework and or bills ,life etc  

is a heck of a thing to do.

I guess I just need to keep that in mind.

Sorry Im not funny tonight.

But hey don't worry my little lurk bunny I got something for yeah.

Awesome internetz winning the universe.

In the ghetto..

Today I received the keys to my new place.

Its near UNM.

Trendy times they are a commin.

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Somwhere that way.

P.S. My Blog is making me bonkers

It wont center anything!

All crap and blog hell

Makes Chris .. something something....

BLOGSTER SUCKS IT TONIGHT!

Feline substance abuse?

Epic win, I will have to declare.

Not only for them, but for us visually!

Animals need a little a "medicine" too.

I better not show Grandma Kitty this.

(Grandma Kitty)

Pretty soon she'll complaining of arthritis.

Anyhow, Cats foaming at the mouth and getting horny off some flowers

wins my heart and soul.

Paparazzi taco night..

After this me and Dunny got some tacos and egg cheese burritos.

SCREW DEL TACO.

Me-" Can I get three tacos just bean?"

Del Taco-" It will cost extra."

ITS JUST BEANS!

THEIR CHEAPER THAN BEEF!

Needless to say I didn't get them.

Burn fixed gear island burn..

I have an issue.

I don't seem to understand the hype with these skittle 

colored bikes.

My main issue first off is the color scheme. 

This particular one above has a cotton candy flamer look to it.

The rims are different. Does it matter ?

WHY CANT IT HAVE TWO OF THE SAME RIMS?

Pink wheels? Trying to prove your so hips and open minded that

you find it ok to have pink wheels even though you really think pink is gay?

It's fine, everyone else thinks it's gay too.

Why cant it just be red with black tires?

To conservative right?

Enough of that.. 

My opinion should not even matter when you make a color selection.

Second issue of mine with the beloved fixy.

Its only a fad, its just like when the 80's scene came back a couple a years ago.

(yup.)

(Same thing yeah?)

Its the new straight edge.

Just ride a weird bike and represent healthy life, but when its 75 cent night

at Burts forget about it till monday.

Ok ok, Im getting a little unfair with this subject, I wouldn't want anyone thinking Im a huge jackass.

So let me say that I know a few people who really seem like their committed to this life style.

Jack A.K.A Jacob is a health nut so it's cool.

I don't have a problem with ambition and goals.

And the Miller brothers just rip!

I guess I just have issues with posers.

Do whatever it is you do because you love it

Not because of the opposite sex.

Which I heard is the motive for doing things these days..

HAR HAR HAR

DEATH TO POSERS.

Ya Im talking to you little doggy!

Looks can be deceiving..

SO..

I got a good look at Silk Spectre from the new movie The Watchman.

If you don't know me by now Im a big fan of the blonde ladies of the world.

But upon laying eyes on this beauty I thought I was having a change of heart.

Was this the year this ol bear was going to accept brunettes into his heart?

Now, I don't know if its all the tight latex or the fact that she could kick my ass,

 but I was quite ready to make a deal with myself.

Why can't I have both right?

Well, with further research and help of the mighty GOOGLE

I found out Ms. Spetre was a blonde in real life.

Well Hell over high water would ya look at that!

Blonde.

Malin Ackerman.

The internet rules the Universe.

I can sleep easy tonight.

I am fully functional..

Even if you have only seen Star Trek a few times its enough for you to enjoy this,

Best video on the internetz.

Youtube Saturdays..

Well, Debbie Deb put it best, weekends were made for fun.

So with that said every Saturday Ill start posting stuff that I find amusing from YOUTUBE.

Hopefully none of you have seen any of it.

This Clip is Jon being a lush in Portland.

I was going to use this for a possible intro to a part for him,

but the chances of that have grown slim due to Jon morphing from Jon Goodson to Jon Badson.

fueled by hate.

The rest of the story..

This is the first time I've ever seen this mans face, but I've heard his voice ever since I was a little kid. I would stay at my grandmas house on Sundays , she would make me breakfast and we would listen to Paul Harvey on the radio.  I was always fascinated by the way he would read the news like he was telling a story. It wasn't until recent that I started listening to him again after about  16 years. Still his style had not changed, and now as an adult I could appreciate the story telling of this man. 

This weekend Paul Harvey died. It's funny that it takes a death to realize how important someone really is.  The world really did lose one of the founding fathers of a.m. talk radio.

He was a comfort for me and millions of other people while we prepared for our work day.

58 years of news and commentary.. 

thats quite the career.

you'll be missed buddy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_harvey 

You know your in New Mexico when..

1. You go to a party starting at 8 am that consists of killing a pig, butchering it, and cooking it on homemade cooking appliances. Oh, and plenty of beer and wine drink'n.
2. You go to a firey foods festival. (enough said their)
3. And while you are there you stand in line at a beer sampler with a guy who won a local radio contest called, "THE HOUR OF RAGE". He was quite proud.
4. You can camp in a empty lot next to an apartment complex. (not me)
5.  You can get green chile... On anything.
6. This is considered art..

(not me)

Wow, what a surprisingly long weekend. the last couple of days have just seem to be one long day.

Thursday stared it all off, from there Its been one wild ride .

Bowling ,partys,matanza,firery foodz, bar, skating all day sunday.

Best weekend in a while.

I got to see everyone I care for this weekend, a few were missing but I'll catch up with you soon. 

Heath Ledger just text messaged me..

All he told me was that I left the milk out.

I got up from my to chair and sure enough.

God dammit Heath was right .

I wrote him back to thank him, but he didn't respond..