Michael Jackson just E-mailed me..

He said a few things:

Never look at the man in the mirror.

Never beat it.

Never have sex with Billy Jean.

Never touch children. ( Which he later revised to. " Never get caught touching children.")

He also said Brett Favre looks terrible in purple.

Then he added go 49'ers!

The fast and the curious..

Just a short blog:

I went out and did some photo shootin.

Jealous?

I rode my bike out to a trail by the big I.

Did some shutter magic.

Are you not entertained?!

The motel 6 just to the left of the I.

Oh hai moon!

Your to damn bright.

We'll meet again some day.

P.S.

Im working on the Stew and Jon go to Vegas blog this week.

Give it till Friday.

R I P Pat..

Thanks for giving our moms someone to fantasize about while our dads where at work.

(late 80's early 90's)

Dude, Thanks for Point Break.

Way to punk Neo.

That bro deserved it.

On your way out could you do me a solid?

Make sure they put this guy in the box with you.

Bargon wanchi kox paa, West! Hoo hoo hoo hoo.

911..

I was in geometry class when it all happen.

I was a sophomore I think.

I remember teachers gathering us all into classrooms with TV's in them.

We watched the second plane crash into the second tower.

It seemed so unreal, like it was a joke they were playing on us.

The tragedy of it didn't set in until a teacher mentioned we might be getting into a war.

I wasn't ready to be in a war..

Beef jerky and wine..

Me and the gang went out to the New Mexico wine festival.

No bigs..

The epic fifteen minute drive to Bernalillo.

I sat in the back like a damn dog.

The line wasn't to bad when we got to the back of it.

Then it turned into a Hanna Montana concert line.

I need to get me one of these sweet rigs.

Fill the cooler with tecate and burritos.

O HAI!

We made it to the entrance and Bryan's feeling it.

Poppet's ready for some action.

Stew dreamt all night about vomit and regret.

Poor guy had to carry around my camera bag.

Only because I didn't want to look like a huge tool trolling around with my all my gear with me.

Come on, I have to look cool at all times.

Thanks Stew.

Time to do some damage no?

Sippin on some sizzurp.(kinda)

Ekk!

Blue Teal makes a great muscat canelli*.

I got pretty wrecked off some Blue Teal a couple of weeks ago.

I won't get into it.

My homies!

Claire's feelin it.

Blue Teal might as well stand for:

Great tasting wine that leads you to drink a ton more wine...

and stuff.

Katie was their.

She got her B- town drink on.

I saw the stand and just had to get some jerky.

WUT CHU KNO BOUT THAT?!

The mountains looked great out their.

At the goat cheese tent the kid selling goat cheese had his face painted like a goat..

Not cool man.

Still no vomit and regret.. :(

Thank god for the glitter tattoo stand.

OMG.

I can haz gyros at wine festival?

I sure can haz.

For seven dollars..

good stuff though.

Bryan always has these Mary Poppins fantasies When he gets red faced.

Abran Torres was there.

Great shirt by the way.

Stew just wasn't quite feelin it.

I think something was missing.

Dam it was getting hot and it was time to clear the F out!

Jerky: Will you marry me?

Wine: Oh of course I will!

Perfect marriage in my opinion.

They go hand in hand..