Profit on the block..

All hail PROFIT!

The big guy won New Mexico's upcoming artist award last night.

WEEEE!

I think he was in dismay.

His peers praised him.

( This cat had fucking spinners on his wheels! how player is that man?!)

FF

Internet shows want a piece.

High C defiantly in the building.

The B town in the hizzy.

You could say we were the whitest kids you know.

Listen up ass bags!

I know rappers, and when they make it big I will be swept away with them and all they're fame and forchin.

Yeah thats right brainiac, I spelt forchin wrong!

" Im gonna putchyo bitch in a Boston crab!"

GOOD NIGHT NOOOOOW!!!!

Chris the Blog is Burning!

Im sure you noticed..

And I know.

I am shamed.

I haven't had a good topic to pick at.

Obama is so 2008.

Lets just do a bunch of topics.

Ready?

I'll put in some funny pictures, k?

BRETT FAVRE*

This was the cat that I grew up watching.

Green Bay Packer Brett Favre.

Very loyal and proud of his team.

Got em to a Super Bowl.

But just like anyone else in the NFL every player reaches they're max potential and must make the hard decision to call it quits.

So the ol' gun slinger retires.

It's very sad and he will be missed.

But then!

He decides he's not done And goes with the New York jets..

Uhh, ok.

Sure, kinda strange but I guess it's cool. Besides, he's the Ol' Gun Slinger!

Shit falls apart there and he decides he's retired again.

Bye bye..

BUT THEN!!!!

He became a Viking!

The Arch enemy of the packers!

GASP!

Word on the street is he became a viking to get back at some of the management of Green Bay.

In 09' , he beats his former team and got SUPER close.. to the SUPER Bowl.

His body is not what it used to be and with each sack and tackle the more his age shows.

the 2010 season approaches and yet again he put the world on Brett fucking Favre watch.

Eventually he shows up and plays again with the Vikings.

But things are not the same.

Vikings are now 2-4 (10-25-10) and Brett allegedly sent dick photos and voice mails to some hot chick who happens to look like his wife..

and now he has a fracture in his ankle..

WTF.

GOOD

Im glad.

Im a Steeler fan through and through but Im also a loyalist.

And the OG fucked up.

He just wanted to show his old team that he would be fine without them and they could burn in hell..

maybe he said that.

The longer he plays football the more he tarnishes his name.

It's sad, it really is.

Keep your pee pee in your pants, quit playing football and get back to your farm and hop on the old tractor.

And shoot some dilla.

WEEEEEEE!

Labron James!

I hate this guy.

You think you're better than me you smug bastard?

Can't handle being a super star for a city that loves you, your home state.

Burn that shit, you and your weird ass tat and cigarette.

Enjoy Miami and all the spray on tan hoes.

and the shitty humidity..

And all your money.........

Die.

Sorry I got distracted by youtube..

4Chan edits make me happy.

The Internet!

In skating related news:

I was in someone else's blog.

Once for my photo work and the other of me skating.

HERE

In this one Im featured doing a radical stunt on my skate board.

(One picture from a sequence)

Kinda missing the bottom, but hey.

Better than what you're doing.

and HERE

In this one I have photo's featured in this blog.

Yay me right?

Photography!

A sequence I shot.

Len doing a kickflip grab to fakie.

Joe P pulling a hammer out and getting a over ice pick.

( Its pretty tricky )

I got a sequence of this too.

I might put this one out later on.

MUSIC!

Im kind of on a weird music trip.

No rap.

Rap is for dummies.

In no particular order.

Triumph:

Rebulution!:

Enter Shikari:

Black Dahlia Murder :

Andy: " Imagine just jamming out in a forrest/ grave yard place like that.

the cops come by and see you there just rocking out, and they're like,"holy shit, it's a whole band!"

just a band rocking out with they're instruments and a generator."

Pretty LOLZY.

No Im done!

First edit.

Shitty , just like my first diaper.

My heart will go on..

Los Altos BMX edit 1 from Chris TheBlog on Vimeo.

Adventures in Photography..

I have some foto's to share with you..

I hope you don't mind.

I need to get in a good rant one of these days about Obama or some filthy hippy..

I will ..

Just not right now.

It was a windy ass night at Los Altos skatepark and resort.

So we found shelter in the bowls.

When out of the blue, young Jacob came and brought along a nifty trick with him.

Grab transfer over the thong.

This angle did him no justice, so I had to get another angle.

But you can see how deep these bowls really are.

You might be asking yourself, " grab transfer over the thong?".

Yes you heard me!

Look at it.

The bowls are a giant booty and you can see her thong right in the middle.

DUH!

Im not to sure what grab he is using, might be a melon or a indy.

Look em up.

Im not defining them for you.

Fake out.

Second angle.

Len zooms through on his own mission.

Third.

Again, this top side angle gives you an idea of how big these bowls really are.

This kid can't be any older that 12 either.

Big props go out to him.

A bit closer.

After all was said and done I had a great idea.

Have two guys skate each side and do an air at the same time..

BRILLIANT!

Bail shots are still cool.

Frontside air vs. backside early grab.

Timing was everything, after a few tries everything worked out.

A little off, but good air on the left.

Shadow in the face.

Bail-idge.

Stalefish vs. BS early grab.

Stale wins that one.

I enjoy this photo big time.

To see it in a bigger format go to my flickr.

I could use the hits.

Len getting gnar with his lean to tail on the coping.

Different angle.

Bail time.

Sal flip to tail.

One of Len's signature tricks.

Yeah It's hard to explain..

Here's a video .

So I hope you enjoyed some of that.