Photo weekend frenzy..

Got my D7 and I needed to break it in.

My friend Soojee was a great sport and made me feel more comfortable shooting one on one.

She's hip.

Profit on the block had a concert and I shot some performance pics for him.

they hot like FIYA!

My 2010 version of an old picture.

Hear no evil , speak no evil , see no evil... Pass that evil.

K Man.

It's debatable weather he is being maced or he is hulking out.

Regardless, my favorite random picture of the weekend.

I can't wait to drive the Subi!

The Olympics.. in the cold..

Oh cool the olympics are on.

I guess I better root for...

The hot American babes?

How stoned do you have to be to watch Peter Pan and a tiny little chick dance on ice?

(LOL, or should I say the Asian Ricky Richardo and his lady Chichi.)

When snowboarding moved to the Olympics it lost all it's flavor as a sport, or a lifestyle or whatever you want to call it.

I'll admit, I watched some of it last night.

BORING!

One stock air and then a bunch of 1080's and 1260's back to back.

No style just absolute over kill.

Trust me Im not defending Snowboarding or it's fans.

Let it be known, I dislike snowboarding and all the bro rich ass kooks that come along with it.

(with the exception of my pals who snowboard. Because they are my friends.)

(Cool Bra!)

Lets get some style and gnar kill points in the judging!

Give them credit for showing up an half hour late and performing hung over just like they always do.

But hey, Shawn White crushed it again. Big ups to him.

Way to stick to those floppy headed goons in C-EH-N-EH-D-EH.

Screw em.

Im kind of down for those skiing and snow boarding chicks.

There hot!

(Sarah Burke)

( Robin Van Gyn)

( The website said they're Snowboarders, I'll take it!)

So yeah, thats about the only reason I'll watch those events..

That Lindsey Vonn seems like a real diva, or bitch , whatever is more p.c for you.

(Im watching you, you and all your crying about your injury then out of nowhere you dominate.

Your a trickster.)

Whatever happen to Picabo Street?!

That was my baby moma and a top athlete who could kick some Olympic ass.

( what up baby girl? Why don't you come with me and lose that leotard, because it's awful.)

Lets move on to curling !

(This is the new hot shit.)

I'm slowly becoming a fan of curling.

Im dead serious.

It's like a bar game.

I could have a beer while I'm in between turns.

Plus..

Good looking girls are doing it!

Im always into that.

(Good form)?

How hard can it be?

I want to start playing and eventually me and a group of my pals show up to the Olympics and we are the most hairiest, scummy-est, hung over average Joe's their.

That would be awesome.

And when we win gold I'll grab a mic and say to the world, " You see that ?! YOU SEE THAT?!

Im sleeping with... A bunch... of girls tonight!! ..And Im drinkin a ton of beer!!... and..."

That will be the point where they drag me off and I wish that I had known what to say.
Hopefully theirs a league in Albuquerque.

Better get started.

(Not a very good picture, to much shadow on the face.)

(See, hot curling chicks. I'd sleep with them.. Errr, I mean party with them , I mean.. Hang out with them.)

( Me , Badson , Dirty, Stewkid, Toastie, Ronnie.)

So umm, Is there any other sports in the winter Olympics?

Meh, I don't much care.

GO USA.

Bring home all the gold you can.

God knows we need it.

OH!

Go U.S. HOCKEY!

(Nice)

I took some foto's

tonight.

No bigg's

I was hoping to have a guard with me to watch my back but, naaa..

Some sketchy ass people on my corner.

I ate Olympia tonight as well.

Falafel for the win.

Skate and destroy..

This guy Len Yazzen is a guy I skate with.

He's pretty dam good, so check him out.

Photos courtesy of me.

Video by Evan Lemmon.

Governor of Uranus.

They New Mexico governors race is starting to heat up

in case you didn't notice.

Im sure you didn't.

Well, maybe it's not.

It might actually may be just in the starting stages.

I guess I don't really know!

The radio said something about it and I figured I could file some paper work to run for the head hancho of New Mexico.

Due to my social standing and political genius I will make a great candidate, all I need is the support from this station and viewers like you.( A little PBS feel)

VOTE FOR ME!

I can assure you that I can make this great land a even better place to live and work.

Lets us start with the basics:

FREE BIKES FOR ALL

I will make it into law that anyone wanting a bike can have one..

No fixed gears.

Those will be illegal.

Everyone needs a bike so that when the alien invasion comes in 2016,

we can all strap our bikes to our cars and when the cars run out of gas the bikes will help us get to Nevada to destroy area 51 for holding secrets about are intergalactic demise.

( Was that a run sentence?)

GAY MARRIAGE FOR ALL

Do you think I give a damn if Bert and Ernie get married?!

I don't.

Theirs no harm in with two people being in love.

Let the gays get married.

They can have all the benefits of modern straight marriages including but not limited to :

Divorce, child support, broken homes, spousal abuse, sometimes depression and much much more.

You never know though, Mr. and Mrs. Thelma and Louise could one day set the golden standard for married life and give us all something to aim for in a successful marriage.

Nothing wrong with that...

Plus girls kissing girls is awesome.

HIPPIE STREET CORNER SHOWER HOUSES.

If you find a Hippie wreaking of patchouly, B.O. and weed, "suggest" him or her to a H.S.C.S.H.

I say "suggest" because as governor I will not force anyone to do anything thats against there human right.

But if you through one of these bums in the shower I can assure you all will be well.

FAIR TAXES!

Rich people pay a little bit more, but not to much.

Middle class pays an average amount.

Lower class pays small amount but not to little.

Some Goldie locks and the three bears shit on that...

Maybe.

Fair?!

Good.

Pizza and burritos will be our co-state food.

It's fair to say that 80% of us eat this god food once a week.

I'll die with a pizza in one hand, a burrito in the other hand and my peter in the other hand..

And on that note I'll wrap it up tomorrow night.

GOOD NIGHT NOW

Chris Farley just Skyped me..

He had some interesting things to say to me..

He said that the only reason the saints won was because Archie Manning is a robot and had robot babies and baby 1 malfunctioned.

"David Spade is and has a vagina. "

He said that when he was dying, their was two blonde haired twins and a clown looking guy with him, but they split after he O D'ed

HMMMM..

Right before he went offline he mentioned that hell wasn't so bad because they had all the best music..

I CAN'T WAIT..

EEK.

anatomy of a mantanza.. pt.3( finally)

Where was I?

Oh , right.

Gores and whores, so beware..

Pork ribs are very good.

Gotta give those up to the mantanza wizard.

The guy in the black jacket.

dirty was hammered by four.

But then again who wasn't?

Confusion..

Crew shot!

Bryan rode a tractor.

Au revoir Shoshanna!!

Im a thick leg kind of guy..

Theses cats know how to dress for a pig slaughter.

Freddy got fingered.

A yeti came from behind the bushes!

Andy Dick knows how to make it rain .

With his penis.

The Badson clan.

Bye bye Chichi.

Jack and Holly...

They might be feelin it.

More of Bryan making a mess.

I told these guys ," Ok on the count of three, say class of 83'!"

I guess they graduated in 93'

They didn't like it.

I LOL'd.

Happy birthday Badson You son of a bitch.

And by bitch I mean super cool ass mom.

You killed a pig, your a man now according to my standards.

That must mean 98% of the men I know are still little man boys..

including me..

Oh well.

Jon Badson is a mans man and thats all that needs to be said.