Sunday, May 31, 2009

While you were sleeping..


While you were sleeping..
..Stewart was caught in a time rift.


..Sean walked home.

..Matt was a victim.


.. Political views were set aside.


.. blonde girls were yelled at.



..IGNIGNOT and ERR created the quad laser.



..Matt didn't have to work.




..We gave the sky back to the sun.

Max my little gentleman..

Ill let you in on a little secret.
 Yorkies are great models.
Find one and take pictures at your leisure. 
Take one off the street.
Yes steal one!


Im endorsing the theft of a tiny dog.
 
My little buddy here has a great color to him.
The couch made a great back round.
The sunlight through the window casting on a little dog on a big leather couch.
  

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Jacob in real life.. (Urban Dictionary edition.)

Jacob popped in today.
I must say he is starving himself.
EAT SOME MEAT HIPPY!
11.Jacob3 up8 down love it hate it
The dumbest, meanest guy you will ever meet. if you met a Jacob run far far away.
Girl:Omg look it's Jacob 
Girl 2: Omg run!
Got a look at his sparrow(?).
4.sparrow19 up123 down love it hate it
1. The state of being freaky, odd, weird, moronic, strange, but ultimately laughably cool. 

2. Having the characteristics of Captain Jack Sparrow.
I cut myself shaving a monkey. How totally sparrow is that?
Epic Subaru shot.
1.SUBARU437 up158 down love it hate it
Possibly the greatest car manufacturer of all time. You cannot find better cars for the price. Try. Go ahead! Try to! They don't exist!
"Subaru is totally awesome and the best." - Everyone smart

LOL
Im just showing off my DUBS son!
3.geo30 up9 down love it hate it
an early 90's Gm car company. they produced small shitty coupes and four doors for 3 or so years. however they get excellent fuel milage. You will NOT get head in this car. usually poor teenagers and unibombers drive them.
the only reason I bought a geo, was for the fuel economy. and because i'm poor as hell.
Well, Im kinda broke, and I have a beard...  

Heres what's coming up on Chris the blog..


As some of you know, Im starting to get more involved with taking photos.
Im going to be posting more of my photography on this site as well as flickr and myspace.
Except on this site, I will try and briefly Explain the photo and give a little story behind it.
Don't you worry though I still will be giving my thoughts and opinions on the weekly.
Because weather its true or not, blogs were made for bicthin.
And I like to bitch..
Of course if Im feeling blue your just going to have to deal with my Emo-ness.
Just check off the boring box and move along.

Oh! 
One more thing.
 starting this weekend I will be shooting for my interview issue of the blog.
Im going to pick five people to question and take some photos of.
Should be fun, Im hyped.
Hopefully I can get it done by july and post them through out that month.
(If any one from myspace land lurking in here is interested let me know.)
Stay tuned.
-Chris the Brown.
 

A brief look through my history .. 4 of 4


Though very recent, this picture will eventually be part of my history ya?
I just purchased a fish eye lens for my camera. 
Im having a good time taking pictures I still need to shoot more.
practice makes perfect.
By the way this is Kevin doing a blunt pull in fakie.

This guy is the bassist for Incubus.
He looks like me..
Very strange. I never see people that look like me.
(LOL) Except for the one time I was at the mall I saw a guy walking towards me, I said to myself. " Hey , that looks like Chris Trujillo."
I am Chris Trujillo! I felt bad for myself.
 

Sigh, Prom.
It was great to play dress up with all my buddies. 
I look sharp as hell in a tux...
And with hair.


More fun with cameras.
Slow shutter speed, a lighter and some photoshop.
Good times.

Heres a nice little photo.
Jen and me on a chilly evening in old town.
I enjoyed that vest. I also enjoyed having side burns apparently.
What was I thinking?!
Way to long. 

One of my first and favorite photoshops of all time.
I worked at Papa Murphy's at the time.
I was excited to use font that I pulled from a website.
I've always enjoyed cross bones.
SKATE OR DIE
Mix it all up and you get this little number.
I have to use it some more.

Me and Jon boy went out to Dixon New Mexico a few years ago.
Very pretty place to look at.
Not so nice to sleep.
It was 30 degrees and all I had was a sleeping bag.
I could hear the rats in the floor boards of the shack we slept in all night.


Again , Its just so much fun to shop your friends on to strange characters.
Top one is Bryan with a pokemon body for no good reason other than I did a good job on it..
Bottom one is Stew with a Turkatron body.
Turkatron would like to get wasted , stager around and talk about time rifts..
So did stew.



Welp thats it for now..
Sorry it took so dam long to post this final installment.
Im going to post more frequent.
I wouldn't want anyone to miss out on my journey of live.
Bye.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

A brief look through my history .. (3 of 4)




ahh geez..
Its me, with a mustache and 40 of natural ice.
I liked  just having a mustace..
I kind of liked my 80's outfit.
I was diggin the "cats of the wild shirt.


LMAO
This is what happens when your a jackass to me..
You turn into one.


The first last super..
It speaks for itself. 



The second last super..
My twenty second birthday.
This was a great one because I have more of my closest friends in this one.
The only bad thing about this night was that I had to work at 2:30 am.
No booze for me :(

My buddy James.
He requested that I put his face on the super roided out guy in cuffs.
Needless to say he loved it.

Muppet: kick-flip to flat.
Im proud of this one.
My first time putting a sequence into one photo.
Took me a few hours but it worked out.



HO HO HO!
I love this one.
Heres a story about why I made this.
I was in Arizona at a party in 05.
The party was a huge emo kid gathering.
One of them was completely wasted and loud , way out of emo mode.
Hey yells at us "IM SCENE AS FUCK!"
Soon after that on the patio, two guys are trying to throw up on each other.
It was great.
I enjoy cats..

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

A brief look through my history .. (2 of 4)


This picture has a ton of significance.
I went on a eleven day trip.
It was the first time I went on : a plane, a ship.
The first time I went to: Florida, Jamaica, Mexico, Haiti.
The first time I : threw up green, swam in the ocean, gave chips to a beach raccoon! 
This little guy loved chips and salsa.   

This is Grandma kitties hope campaign poster.
I thought it was funny at the time.


Jon , Kevin and me.
I had just moved into my first house and we were given a ton of junk.
With all the junk we happen to get ahold of some rope lights.
Not many people know this , but we were going for a garden state pose.
Ya know , were there on top of the bus towards the end.


This picture is hard for me to put words to it.
The beginning.
Our first house.
My first roommates.
happy.

Obama the LOLCAT.
So Im part of the opposition.
It was a fun photoshop.
Didn't make to much static with my libby friends.
Its funny as hell.

This was at my first house in Albuquerque.
It was a nice autumn day , so me and Andy had a photo shoot.
That house was so nice.
SOOO dam pricey though.
I learned a lesson for sure.
Even if the house is great, never live with five people. 
haha

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

A brief look through my history.. (1 of 4)

Its been 5 years since I first truly  understood the compatibility of the camera and the computer.
Prior to that, I never really bothered taking any photos at all.
The reason I suppose I got into it is because of myspace.
I wanted to get with the crowed and feel like someone actually gave a dam about my life, even if they knew nothing about me.
With all that said I pretty much let loose with a camera and photoshop.
I'd like to share some funny pictures along with some that stand out in my life and leave me with some great memories.
and some photoshop work.
enjoy :)

In no particular order:

2008
This was around the time ol Tommy was spazing out about Scientology and vitamins...
So I made him a Charizzard.


2008
This is my cousin Larry.
He's a great kid, and one of the only kids I actually get to see grow now that Im an adult.
Kids mean alot more to me now than I thought they would.
I actually care about how their lives will be thanks to him.

hahaha
This was around 2004.
I truly did feel like a badass.
Fresh out of high school, cool ass hat, cigg and a goatee.
Needless to say I realized I wasn't even remotely cool and started growing a beard. 


08-09
Grandma in a cage.
This is when me and matt lived in a tiny ass apartment.
I like to think that Grandma Kitty was saying to me 
"Hey this apartment feels like a cage!"
I agreed , we moved.

2005?
Frozen left over beer.
So how do you get more beer without buying more?
Get all the half drunk ones and put it in a pitcher. Cool it in the freezer.
Dont forget about it though.

My dogs my cousin.
R I P Diego and Sugar.

2006 
Andy on the cover of Thrasher
One of my better shops for being a noob.

Chris the ow! (2005)
LMAO
Yeah I got shot ! I was just heading off to jail when some asshole shot me!
This was at a time were I discovered that putting my friends heads as well as mine onto other pictures is hilarious.

I got more to share for the next three days .. 
Stay tuned.

Who would win in a fight?

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