PANDEMIC!

The swine flu is going around.

Hears what I know.

It started in Mexico.

Apparently you can't get it by eating pork products.

So some Mexican farmer was getting kissy face with a pig.

Im guessing Miss Piggy had something to do with this.

What a slut.

It has human AND bird flu strains in it.

It's killed mucho Mexicanos and infected thousands.

Its spread over slightly to the U.S. , Spain and England.

Our government doesn't seem to fazed by all this.

Neither am I , just seems like another apocalyptic scare to me.

By the way. Did anyone even get any S.A.R.S in America??

That whole fiasco seemed kind of unreal, kinda like the moon landing! 

hmmm..

But who the hell knew anyone with S.A.R.S ??

Or anyone who landed on the moon.

Perhaps just myths to scare us all.

Well I hope at least if  I get the swine flu it turns me into pig.

CHRIS THE BROWN...PIG.

yeah, Im tired..

Heres what Jon had to say about the situation. 

"Come find my dead body after swine flu kills me... and burn me."

Not to assuring.

 

Smoke em if you got em 2 (420 edition)...

420:

April 20 ("4/20" in U.S. date notation) has evolved into a counterculture holiday, where people gather to celebrate and consume cannabis.In some locations this celebration coincides with Earth Week.

origins:

The origin of the term stems from a story about a group of teenagers at San Rafael High School in San Rafael, California, United States in 1971.The teens would meet after school at 4:20 p.m. to smoke marijuana at the Louis Pasteur statue.

HEY! thats what wikipedia says.

Wiki would never be wrong.

Another none eventful day for me as millions of stoners, hippies, posers, college students and underpaid construction workers came out of their parents basements to bask in the glory of their green goddess.

Weed smokin has become such a part of our culter that no one seems to care about it even being illegal. 

Granted, theirs so much more worse out in the world that pot seems pretty harmless.

Could be worse I suppose.

 

I Like to think that any high level stoner has a pretty easy social life.

On an average weekday;

Wakes up.

smokes weed.

goes to work at subway or pizza hut.

smokes weed.

watches family guy.

smokes weed.

goes to bed.

Mundane at the least , ah but alas the weekend comes!

Weed can be a very social tool.

Plenty of people wanna get high,but never buy.

Shocker.

There yea go, make new friends with your magic bag of happiness.

In some cases mary jane can find you a girl that has all the qualities your looking for in a woman.

Good luck finding one like this.

Well, as the great Fred Durst said, " I dont even smoke, but I like the way it smells.."

Same goes for me. 

Im all for it, as well as all the good humor and stoner shenanigans it produces.

Don't buy from mexico if you can help it.

Part 3 some other time..

 

Green room..

WHOO it's 4/20/2009

Big deal , wanna fight about it?

Of course you don't your to stoned to care.

GOOD GOOOOOOD!

Ill yap about about the stoner holiday tomorrow, I grow weary.

I surfed on you tube and pulled some goodies. 

enjoy.

EPIC FAIL..

Pretty funny.

I get that way sometimes..

Friday night I got a little intoxicated.

It put me in quite the mix of emotions.

Grumpy, lonely, annoyed, sad, pathetic, used, happy. In no particular oder.

I apologize for my behavior this weekend, Im going to stop drinking bottles of rum.

Didn't realize my long night of drinking was going to effect my whole weekend. 

Getting hammered and making a fool of myself is not my style.

As of late it seems like Im doing it more and more.

Kind of helps with some issues I have...

Not really, but its a temporary fix at the moment. 

I realize I established a lot of credit and respect with people because Im a stand up, responsible, hard working guy. Someone you can look up to.

Acting like a fool only lowers my good name with people.

I can't say I have accomplished much in my life, so my good name is all I have for now. I need to hang on to it lol.

In this life like weeds...

And in this life like weeds, you're just a rock to me
I could have told you all that I love you
And in the places you go, you'll see the place where you're from
I could have told you all that I love you
And in the faces you meet, you'll see the place where you'll die
I could have told you all that I love you
And on the day that you die, you'll see the people you'd met
I could have told you all that I love you
And in the faces you see, you'll see just who you've been
I wish I could have told you all:
In this life like weeds, eyes need us to see
Hearts need us to bleed, in this life like weeds
You're a rock to me
I know where you're from, but where do you belong?
In this life like weeds, you're the dirt I'll breath
In this life like weeds, you're a rock to me
All this talkin' all the time and the air fills up, up, up
Until there's nothin' left to breathe
And you think you feel most everything
And we know that our hearts are just made out of strings
To be pulled, strings to be pulled
So you think you've figured out everything
But we know that our minds are just made out of strings
To be pulled, strings to be pulled
All this talkin' all the time and the air fills up, up, up
Until there's nothing left to breathe
Up until there's nothin' left to speak.
Up until the better parts of space

Tea party massacre..

Hey what do ya know!

The right wingers, conservatives and republicans decided it was time to protest.

Taxed Enough Already party. (tea parties)

Seemed successful. I passed by one on my way home from work.

Very peaceful, little police presence.

Though I must admit, it didn't seem like much of a protest.

It was missing a few things like hippies,drum circles, Destroyed cars and riot police.

Tea parties all over the country raged on today in hopes of getting President Barry's attention.

MSNBC didn't seem to happy about it.

Nor were they mature about it. 

Well hey, when your ratings are in the gutter I suppose you can do anything. No one was watching to be offended any how.

Wether which side you root for you must admit it was an eventful day in American history.

It's every Americans right to stand up for what they believe in.

Plus their were some cute girls there too. 

C'man!

Speaking of tea bagging theirs one little delicate flower I'd like to Offer my "stimulus package" too.

Wait a tick, I thought  Rachel Maddow was a woman?

Oh here she is.

LOVE GUN! KISS IS NUMBER ONE! WHOOOO!

Shiver me timbers..

So In case you live under a rock or don't really give a crap about what goes on around you. A group of pirates seized an American ship for the first time in almost two hundred years.  The U.S. got them selves some sniper practice on some Salami pirates on sunday after a five day ordeal.

Who ever thought Sniper and pirate would ever be in the same sentence?

Awww, your modern day pirate. Not quite the fashion models nor have the chivalry of past pirates, but I guess you gotta keep up with the times. Anyhow, these goomba's are straight up nasty. They point RPG's at freight ships, then board them, then demand ransom.

WTF?! What the hell kind of pirate scum are these skinny's?

No booty snatchen? No jolly roger flags? No sweet ass ship with a walkin plank?

And especialy no frilly puffy shirts. I can only assume that they are just criminals with fishing boats.  Better yet, their terrorist right? Oh wait, "terrorist" is a no no word in the states now thanks to our leftist buddies in office.

Ok so their just some disgruntled fishermen going postal.

Whatever.

I would have like to have seen to some of them take it back old school and get back to there roots.

Watch out for this tricky son of a bitch.

LOL,what the hell?!

I typed in pirates on youtube.well, watch out for these butt pirates...

Having some technical difficulties..

Im trying to write an epic blog about KISS but it seems the blog gods do not want me to finish it...

Ill leave you with one important thing about KISS.

Knights In Satan's Service..

OHHHH KISS..

What's left to say about these guys that hasn't been said already.

Well, actually I only know a little bit about these schmucks.

But..

The important thing about these guys is they knew how to sell the fuck out!

Baby got back..

Hey I'm back!

Its been while since I posted a blog.
Busy times around here man.
So I'll just start back up with a little fun.

This little bastard thinks its quite alright to launch test missiles over japan.
Not ok. I hope the U.N. sanctions you and your commy ass country.
Think about it Kim Jong, you as much as launch one nuke and you'll have five headed right for your future crater of a country.
Put some clothes on..

These two muppets thought it was a good idea to give the queen an ipod.
A woman from the days of the black plague... An ipod, yeesh.
Next time get the lady a drivers license.
Im sure she dying to start up the old model T.

An oldy but a goody.

If you haven't already seen this please stop everything your doing and watch it.

Put the kids away and turn the volume up.

Enjoy your week lurk bunnies.

p.s. Humanity and real men are not all dead.

They just have better things to do.

OH SNAP.