Portland trail blazer..

Howdy!

I went off to Portland a few weeks back.

I have some pictures .

No way!

Ya , Wey.

Hotel DeLux.

This is where we stayed.

Shawn White stayed here while we were in town too !

Jealous?

Dunny is.

The lobby .

A classic black and white movie theme was going on.

Bed hog.

Fear and loathing in Portland.

The room.

Kinda small, but dam was it a nice small room.

The space station massage chair.

Only 3k.

Dirty's feelin it.

China town.

Some famous doughnut shop.

No biggs.

The downtown district.

The suit I would wear to my wedding.

Only 120 $.

The ever failing Trail Blazers play here..

You think they call them the Trail Blazers because of the Oregon trail??

Maybe..

Department of Skating.

Due to walking my ass off I could not skate the day we came here. :(

Beer was plentiful and wonderful.

Waterfalls.. How do they work?

Just like magnets I suppose.

OU mascot.

Dock walker.

Awesome bridge is awesome.

According to Dirty, this is the smallest park in the world.

I saw lots of hooters.

Fish eye vs. fish eye.

Like licking an alien vagina.

Bear sightings.

Posing out in the Japanese gardens.

We met a girl from Moutainair that worked their.

Small world.

We met another girl from Albuquerque that worked in a bar in downtown Portland.

Rose garden.

Lelu Dallas multipass.

WEEEEEEE!

A great American Eagle add.

Emo moss picture.

Some flowers on a railing.

The light rail was the best way to commute around..

If you see the bridge in the back , Some dood jumped off it and landed on the rail and the train ran him over..

Pretty gnarl kill.

I liked the building.

I called her.

Best breakfast ever!

Jess was feelin it as well.

The holy fucking grail !

BURNSIDE!

BARGE!!

BRIDGE THAT GOES UP !!

I was way excited to see this go down .. I mean up...

You know what I mean .

Entering Portland!

I have more pictures..

I just have to find em'.

GOOD NIGHT NOW

I now pronounce you: Mr. and Mrs. Jacko..

So Jacko got married!

Congrats to the two love birds.

Here are some photos from the event.

posed and ready for manhood.

I was feelin the red tie.

Toastie always quoting something clever..

probably not.

Grooms of

DOOM!

The sands of time will unlock you a quiver that will hold thirty arrows.

Score!

Yay, now time to release the moths of DOOM.

Just another days work for the ol Toast.

Two scummies make a pot plant.

I make for a pretty picture.

Stew fears the life of a Mormon .

Rachel made a cameo.

Joy

Feeelin it.

Power moves.

Collaria.

Jacko already trying to make a run for it.

Busted!

Epic hero pose.

Wedding members must gather.

Holly was there.

She got married.

It's always fun to pose with the bride.

She's the celebrity for the moment.

See..

Audge wants in on the action.

The reincarnation of Michael Jackson.

HEEEeee HEEEEEeee!!

What can I say , chicks love doods with blogs.

Im kind of a big deal..

Of fuckin corse there was a fix gear cake..

And cupcakes of love.

Just sisters.

Time for the beer run.. Audrey is checking her list twice.

Wouldn't want to forget the miller high lifes.

Fat tire diet.

Napoleon dynamite.

The French are Pussies.

Good thing this guy is Napoleon Sanchez!

The usual suspects.

We come in hoards.

The Jacko's , enjoying water..

Tight pants-ish.

Tight turtles.

Tight tacos.

Chasing me away.

I don't see why . .

Im cooler than him.

Paranoia get the best of us.

No beer monsters tonight Stewie.

Winner.

Car bar.

A sequence of events that are strange to me.

Starting now.

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Hang in there buddy.. 10

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All done.

Just friends.

Wax and tax that shit hoe.

Just Jon and Jess.

Just friends x 2.

Just friends.

Just parents.

Just awkward.

Just me and my girl.

Im full.

Just married!

heyo!

Just Jeff

Banana cock.

Family ties.

Mom and son dancing in a dance of .. happiness?

Just friends.

Jacko's sister and in law.

Jacko's bro.

Traditional wedding dance routine.

Marching around and clapping. .

It's a brown thing.

Dancing around.

They meet up in the middle and we clap around bride and groom while they make out.

Neat stuff.

The beer monster came.

He told Stew it was a closed bar.

Just good times.

Look at Jacko tryin to snatch up my lady!

Beggin her for one last dance.

A duel fair sir!

Rambo grater snatch.

I wonder whooooo will catch it???

Maybe the guy with the luck of a leprechaun ?

Well duh.

" Pussies I win !"

Fuckin' feelin it.

The chicken dance is a staple at any wedding.

Father Feelin It.

Scary picture of the month.

Out of focus brides maids.

Scary Anderson Silva sighting.

It's the end of the night

Time for a

Cock tail.

Of course you have to end the night with a Dirty Sanchez.

Good night now!!

Thanks to Kat Sanchez and Dirty Sanchez for additional photos.

Portland pics real soooon.

Go watch Scott Pilgram vs. the world.

Now imdone.