Burn fixed gear island burn..

I have an issue.

I don't seem to understand the hype with these skittle 

colored bikes.

My main issue first off is the color scheme. 

This particular one above has a cotton candy flamer look to it.

The rims are different. Does it matter ?

WHY CANT IT HAVE TWO OF THE SAME RIMS?

Pink wheels? Trying to prove your so hips and open minded that

you find it ok to have pink wheels even though you really think pink is gay?

It's fine, everyone else thinks it's gay too.

Why cant it just be red with black tires?

To conservative right?

Enough of that.. 

My opinion should not even matter when you make a color selection.

Second issue of mine with the beloved fixy.

Its only a fad, its just like when the 80's scene came back a couple a years ago.

(yup.)

(Same thing yeah?)

Its the new straight edge.

Just ride a weird bike and represent healthy life, but when its 75 cent night

at Burts forget about it till monday.

Ok ok, Im getting a little unfair with this subject, I wouldn't want anyone thinking Im a huge jackass.

So let me say that I know a few people who really seem like their committed to this life style.

Jack A.K.A Jacob is a health nut so it's cool.

I don't have a problem with ambition and goals.

And the Miller brothers just rip!

I guess I just have issues with posers.

Do whatever it is you do because you love it

Not because of the opposite sex.

Which I heard is the motive for doing things these days..

HAR HAR HAR

DEATH TO POSERS.

Ya Im talking to you little doggy!