dogs need some fun too..

Im getting Dahlia this for Halloween.

OM NOM NOMS!!

FTW

2012..

This is how the world will end..

I blame society.

ROFLHOFF..

In case you didn't know

David Hasselhoff freed the Germans.

I seen it!

In fact, Ill never forget it thanks to youtube.

LOL

I enjoy it so much.

The light up jacket

The bucket crain he's in rocking to the delight of the HOFF.

The thousands of Germans in triumph

And the Hoff thinking he made this all possible.

OH !

and the piano keys scarf.

Did he even know how to play the piano?

Ah hell screw it.

He made Baywatch and that got me through most of my childhood.

Thanks Hoff.

Send me a text some time.

Im not gonna raichu a love song..

YES!

Im avoiding my blog!

I've had nothing to say as of late.

Sure, I can break out my photography stuff.

But I do realize that some of you also enjoy some of my commentary on life.

Well, lets do one of those tonight.

Theme tonight:

People I do not enjoy.

Dane Cook

You, you smug bastard.

Your annoying, you not funny and Im pretty sure your irrelevant now.

I think Im a few years behind the hate train on this goon.

Im sorry our beloved Costco had to share the silver screen with you.

In fact, Costco had the best acting in the entire movie.

Poor Andy Dick.

Ryan Reynolds

He was Van Wilder.

I give him that.

Prior to that he was a dude with another dude and a girl.. And a pizza place.

I even enjoyed that.

THEN

He went and married Scarlet Johansen.

FAIL!

THEN

He went and played one of my favorite comic book characters.

(dead pool)

And promptly ruined him in the Wolverine moive.

I hope he gets bit by a zombie.

Good Morning America crew

OMG

I can't stand these people.

Its one thing to be part of the brain washing media,

but it's another thing to not even hide the fact that your brain washing!

That damn Sam Champion.

He thinks he's so cool with his name.

Just show up in a middle America picnic, humor some kids with their posters and predict the weather bro.

Mc Fucking G

Dude.

Im not going to say you ruined terminator because some one else beat you to it.

But, "YOU WHERE THE CHOSEN ONE ! YOU WHERE SUPPOSE TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE!"

( It's at 1: 06)

Terminator Salvation sucked.

For months I couldn't stop asking people why it sucked so bad.

I really wanted it to be a winner.

I wanted the franchise to rise once again.

I didn't, it just made Batman look like a shit head.

Why did they trust you with Terminator ?!

You made Charlies Angels for petes sake!

Vomit on yourself, "McG". If that is your real name.

Go back to making music videos for Pink.

Im done, Terminator sets me on tilt.

Im going to be a father..

ONE DAY.

And when I am a proud father I will have my child wear this awesome get up.

Ill cry .

Then he will hate me when he is older for making him wear the link outfit when he was a baby.

Shocker on Shocker street..

More fun with my flash.

No bigs.

The shower is cursed.

With a clothed woman washing her hair?

Or with Matt

Are you aware that I had an outer body experience?

This reminds me of that.

Kitchen a bitchen.

No flash stuff here I just got thirsty.

Screw that blue berry beer, I just went with the wine FTW.

Welp thats it.

Im tired.

I must be EEEEEEEEEMO..

I can get emo.

But at least Im not an EMO.

Dumbledore doesn't have shit on my wizards..

Hey!

I finally got my flash adapter for my pocket wizards.

See where the wire is connecting under the flash?

Thats the piece I've been waiting for for the last two months.

Now I can use my pocket wizards.

WEEE.

So heres my very first shots with a off camera flash.

( Click on the image to make it bigger.)

(I just figured that out now.)(eek)

Not to bad I suppose.

I need to learn how to position the flash better.

Practice makes perfect.

The new black pt2..

Dammit!

I walked home again...

Que. my music.

Son of a bitch!