Mexican St. Patricks day.. MASSACRE..

In case you didn't notice, today is cinco de Mayo.

Yeah Im sure you had no clue.

This picture above probably brings back some sort of embarrassing drunken moment from your past.

If you said no Im thinkin your a liar.

The fifth of May honestly has lost its true meaning for even being a holiday.

It reminds of St. Patricks day.

Just another reason to get wasted. 

Which is fine by me.

But hey guess what.

 ITS NOT EVEN OUR HOLIDAY YA JACKASS.

Why are we even celebrating it?

Cinco de Mayo.

Check it out.

Again, It s just  another holiday that has lost its meaning in time.

Like Easter.. and Christmas.. and Boxing day.. satan day.. and National secretary day.

Now thats a holiday to drink to!

Hey look at that, a drunk secretary! WHOO!

Their having a good time.

Well I hope everyone is having a good time, and being safe of course.

Americans find any excuse to celebrate, I suppose it's our patriotic duty. 

If it comes in the form of a Mexican victory so be it.

Im having a Tecate for this occasion.

Drink up Ben Hurr. 

(dammit I could find the Simpsons clip!)

Crossing the rubicon...

Tonight I saw one of my favorite bands.

The Human Abstract.

Along with one of my hopeful up and comers.

I WRESTLED A BEAR ONCE.

Their vocalist might have had the swine flu, so she didn't perform.

You know who to blame for spreading it in Alb.

I was kinda bummed.

It was cool though, they let people from the crowd come up and pig squeal to their hearts content.

And while Im the metal category.

What's the deal with hardcore dancing??

Im not into it.

Flying around like a tasmanian devil, arms and legs just all over the dam place.

Bystanders getting hit in the back of the head and flying leg kicks to the groin.

I think its just a bunch of cheap shot kids who are to afraid to get in a pit.

The average size of one of these goons is 5'4 , 130 lbs. guess I can't blame them if their scared.

Oh well.

Here, Elijah Wood will give you two steppers some tips for your next concert.

PANDEMIC!

The swine flu is going around.

Hears what I know.

It started in Mexico.

Apparently you can't get it by eating pork products.

So some Mexican farmer was getting kissy face with a pig.

Im guessing Miss Piggy had something to do with this.

What a slut.

It has human AND bird flu strains in it.

It's killed mucho Mexicanos and infected thousands.

Its spread over slightly to the U.S. , Spain and England.

Our government doesn't seem to fazed by all this.

Neither am I , just seems like another apocalyptic scare to me.

By the way. Did anyone even get any S.A.R.S in America??

That whole fiasco seemed kind of unreal, kinda like the moon landing! 

hmmm..

But who the hell knew anyone with S.A.R.S ??

Or anyone who landed on the moon.

Perhaps just myths to scare us all.

Well I hope at least if  I get the swine flu it turns me into pig.

CHRIS THE BROWN...PIG.

yeah, Im tired..

Heres what Jon had to say about the situation. 

"Come find my dead body after swine flu kills me... and burn me."

Not to assuring.

 

Smoke em if you got em 2 (420 edition)...

420:

April 20 ("4/20" in U.S. date notation) has evolved into a counterculture holiday, where people gather to celebrate and consume cannabis.In some locations this celebration coincides with Earth Week.

origins:

The origin of the term stems from a story about a group of teenagers at San Rafael High School in San Rafael, California, United States in 1971.The teens would meet after school at 4:20 p.m. to smoke marijuana at the Louis Pasteur statue.

HEY! thats what wikipedia says.

Wiki would never be wrong.

Another none eventful day for me as millions of stoners, hippies, posers, college students and underpaid construction workers came out of their parents basements to bask in the glory of their green goddess.

Weed smokin has become such a part of our culter that no one seems to care about it even being illegal. 

Granted, theirs so much more worse out in the world that pot seems pretty harmless.

Could be worse I suppose.

 

I Like to think that any high level stoner has a pretty easy social life.

On an average weekday;

Wakes up.

smokes weed.

goes to work at subway or pizza hut.

smokes weed.

watches family guy.

smokes weed.

goes to bed.

Mundane at the least , ah but alas the weekend comes!

Weed can be a very social tool.

Plenty of people wanna get high,but never buy.

Shocker.

There yea go, make new friends with your magic bag of happiness.

In some cases mary jane can find you a girl that has all the qualities your looking for in a woman.

Good luck finding one like this.

Well, as the great Fred Durst said, " I dont even smoke, but I like the way it smells.."

Same goes for me. 

Im all for it, as well as all the good humor and stoner shenanigans it produces.

Don't buy from mexico if you can help it.

Part 3 some other time..

 

Green room..

WHOO it's 4/20/2009

Big deal , wanna fight about it?

Of course you don't your to stoned to care.

GOOD GOOOOOOD!

Ill yap about about the stoner holiday tomorrow, I grow weary.

I surfed on you tube and pulled some goodies. 

enjoy.

EPIC FAIL..

Pretty funny.

I get that way sometimes..

Friday night I got a little intoxicated.

It put me in quite the mix of emotions.

Grumpy, lonely, annoyed, sad, pathetic, used, happy. In no particular oder.

I apologize for my behavior this weekend, Im going to stop drinking bottles of rum.

Didn't realize my long night of drinking was going to effect my whole weekend. 

Getting hammered and making a fool of myself is not my style.

As of late it seems like Im doing it more and more.

Kind of helps with some issues I have...

Not really, but its a temporary fix at the moment. 

I realize I established a lot of credit and respect with people because Im a stand up, responsible, hard working guy. Someone you can look up to.

Acting like a fool only lowers my good name with people.

I can't say I have accomplished much in my life, so my good name is all I have for now. I need to hang on to it lol.

In this life like weeds...

And in this life like weeds, you're just a rock to me
I could have told you all that I love you
And in the places you go, you'll see the place where you're from
I could have told you all that I love you
And in the faces you meet, you'll see the place where you'll die
I could have told you all that I love you
And on the day that you die, you'll see the people you'd met
I could have told you all that I love you
And in the faces you see, you'll see just who you've been
I wish I could have told you all:
In this life like weeds, eyes need us to see
Hearts need us to bleed, in this life like weeds
You're a rock to me
I know where you're from, but where do you belong?
In this life like weeds, you're the dirt I'll breath
In this life like weeds, you're a rock to me
All this talkin' all the time and the air fills up, up, up
Until there's nothin' left to breathe
And you think you feel most everything
And we know that our hearts are just made out of strings
To be pulled, strings to be pulled
So you think you've figured out everything
But we know that our minds are just made out of strings
To be pulled, strings to be pulled
All this talkin' all the time and the air fills up, up, up
Until there's nothing left to breathe
Up until there's nothin' left to speak.
Up until the better parts of space