Yeah Im sure you had no clue.
This picture above probably brings back some sort of embarrassing drunken moment from your past.
If you said no Im thinkin your a liar.
The fifth of May honestly has lost its true meaning for even being a holiday.
It reminds of St. Patricks day.
Just another reason to get wasted.
Which is fine by me.
But hey guess what.
ITS NOT EVEN OUR HOLIDAY YA JACKASS.
Why are we even celebrating it?
Check it out.
Again, It s just another holiday that has lost its meaning in time.
Like Easter.. and Christmas.. and Boxing day.. satan day.. and National secretary day.
Now thats a holiday to drink to!
Hey look at that, a drunk secretary! WHOO!
Their having a good time.
Well I hope everyone is having a good time, and being safe of course.
Americans find any excuse to celebrate, I suppose it's our patriotic duty.
If it comes in the form of a Mexican victory so be it.
Im having a Tecate for this occasion.
Drink up Ben Hurr.
(dammit I could find the Simpsons clip!)
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