Anatomy of a mantanza.. pt.1

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Jon Badson had a mantanza for his birthday.

No biggs.

Gotta get up real early if you want to host a pig party.

Got up around four to start the fire and to boil the water.

I only got about 2 hours of sleep.

Their was some train tracks about thirty feet from us.

It made for some great photo's.

Waters done.

It snowed pretty hard for a while. From four to seven.

Luckily it stopped just before we needed to get to work.

Good morning.

I didn't think the pig was going to be given a name, considering we'd be killing in moments..

We named it Chichi.

To get into the mood we started off with the sangria.

Very traditional in these types of events and lord knows Im very cultured.

Badson in his cadillac.

Maybe a little more drinking around the fire..

Chichi can wait.

The Dick showed up.

Earlier than I thought he would show.

I was proud.

Ok I think we're ready..

you ready?

Thanks for your future tasty meat.

(You don't need to see the missing photo which would have gone here.)

Badsons wild ride!

I should've stayed on the top of the trailer, but the pig started bucking and I got freaked out and jumped off.

He's trying to stab the pig in the throat so that it dies pretty immediately.

The gun was to knock the pig unconscious. It didn't work as planed.

Badson wrestled a pig once.

Your sacrifice will honor a man turning into.. more.. of a man.


No bigs for the natural born pig slayer.

Dirty was feelin it.

Time to raise the dead.

And honor the body with spa treatment.

Accompanied by a shave.

Oops.. perhaps a bit to much off the top.

This is such a grind core album cover.

I'll use it for my long time in the making band, " Rabies For A Night"
Maybe..

GTFO Im doing science.

The very smelly part of the process.

Liver.

Heart.

I heard in some heart replacements for humans, doctors have been know to use pig hearts.

Okay , It's almost eleven and I have to go to school early so I'll continue in the morrow.

RJ , he is my friend.

Not only a good dog but a great friend.

Face to face with face of wookie.

Does the wookie need all this entourage?

Im guessing these are some of those new jobs that Obama was creating.

I need to contribute to a campaign so that I get a cushy job too.

Thats about it..

I honestly just wanted to call Michelle Obama a wookie.

She looks like a fucking WOOKIE!

COM'ON!

OH!

God is real!

Year in review..

Some photos from each month.

Thanks to everyone who lets me stick my camera in their face.

Couldn't really have a blog without you.

For those of you not pictured , thank you too.

And thanks to all my friends and family who make me happy.

good luck in 2010... Puto's.

January 1st 09

Vegas in February.

Grandma kitty moved us out in March.

I became the Blog in April.

Stewart made his triumphant return only to be sucked into a time rift in May.

Dunny bleeds in June.

Vegas vacation part 2 in July.

Mexicans just wanna have fun in August.

Mike throws a barspin after lights out in September.

Sean dies and haunts Toastie in October.

Drunken nights at Seans in November.

When May Ends Reunites in December..

Happy new year lurk bunnies.

Don't get the aids.

GOOD NIGHT NOW!!

2010..

Hey puto's, looks like we survived another year on this blue ball floating through space.

CONGRATS!

Only two more spooky years until 2012!

Thats right, in the Myan calender they predicted some shit going down on that date.

..And well I guess you all know whats going to happen.

Thousand year old fire works will go off at each ancient pyramid somehow.

Conspiracy kooks and who ever in the hell thought something would happen will look like idiots.

or

Some doomsday shit might pop off.

He killed Superman you know..

Thats not good.

Anyhow, 2010 is in two days and you can kiss this sorry ass decade good bye.

I hope you all plan on setting some kind of new years resolution.

I know I will be.

Let us all have some goals and plans for the double digits.

I'd like to provide you with some advice as well.

Lets go with.. 5 tips.

Ok, here we go.

1. Eat more chile.

Quit being a sissy coward and nom on some chile.

I prefer you have either red or green.

Keep it local.

2.Go outside more.

See!

These guys are outside and they love it.

Go hike, go camping , ride a bike.

Skate Indian school.

Throw eggs at cars, just get out and enjoy life outside your box before it becomes illegal.

3. Reduce the population.

Stop having 3 to 5 children.

Stop having unplanned pregnancies.

Have some self-responsibility and think of the consequences.

The more we spread like wild fire, the more resources we use to satisfy every humans needs and creature comforts.

With modern medicine keeping us all healthy or just barely clinging to life and not dying, we need to cap our pop.

Tell Cletus and Peggy Sue to keep up the birth control and help Al Gore with his money scheme ERR.. I mean, global warming.

Sorry for the buzz kill right in the middle of it all.

4. Tell the truth.

I think we could all use a lesson in honesty.

Give it a shot, you never know what might happen.

If enough of us told less lies then maybe we could all be more personable with one another.

Start revealing our inner thoughts and become one with Buddha?

Leaders of countries call truths and join hands for a koombiya circle around the world.

I become a democrat somehow with my new lease on life, lie free..

Better yet, just keep all the lies going.

LIE MORE!!

And lastly

5.

My old pal for the win.

If a puppy on drugs and the government say it's ok it must be.

GOOD NIGHT NOW!!!

Photos putos..

Some photos I took from the last week or so.

Key board cat.

Some slow shutter stuff in front of Kevin's.

Me driving around with one eye in the view finder.

All systems are a go.

All the cloud cover made tonight (12/29/09) really bright.

Poppet can lick her finger.

Passed out chick from angies party.

She soon threw up.

Who else has the gut to take a picture of themselves peeing?
Id like to see.

Jeff the giant.

I am Spooky blog..

Well Damn..

I've been working on my newest blog for a couple of days now, but I was just advised not to post it until I have seen a certain movie.

So now I have nothing to show for tonight..

SORRY.

So in replace of my highly anticipated post, here is some scary shit..

Enjoy.

God !

I hated this shit! :(

I would always want to change the channel when I was a kid but I guess I liked scarring myself.

Simpson version kind of rattled me too..

That always freaked me out.

Bryan stop looking right now..

Do not like!!!

Ghost are sketchy too..

Holly Hell!

EKK!

The Hoff always FTW.