2010..

Hey puto's, looks like we survived another year on this blue ball floating through space.

CONGRATS!

Only two more spooky years until 2012!

Thats right, in the Myan calender they predicted some shit going down on that date.

..And well I guess you all know whats going to happen.

Thousand year old fire works will go off at each ancient pyramid somehow.

Conspiracy kooks and who ever in the hell thought something would happen will look like idiots.

or

Some doomsday shit might pop off.

He killed Superman you know..

Thats not good.

Anyhow, 2010 is in two days and you can kiss this sorry ass decade good bye.

I hope you all plan on setting some kind of new years resolution.

I know I will be.

Let us all have some goals and plans for the double digits.

I'd like to provide you with some advice as well.

Lets go with.. 5 tips.

Ok, here we go.

1. Eat more chile.

Quit being a sissy coward and nom on some chile.

I prefer you have either red or green.

Keep it local.

2.Go outside more.

See!

These guys are outside and they love it.

Go hike, go camping , ride a bike.

Skate Indian school.

Throw eggs at cars, just get out and enjoy life outside your box before it becomes illegal.

3. Reduce the population.

Stop having 3 to 5 children.

Stop having unplanned pregnancies.

Have some self-responsibility and think of the consequences.

The more we spread like wild fire, the more resources we use to satisfy every humans needs and creature comforts.

With modern medicine keeping us all healthy or just barely clinging to life and not dying, we need to cap our pop.

Tell Cletus and Peggy Sue to keep up the birth control and help Al Gore with his money scheme ERR.. I mean, global warming.

Sorry for the buzz kill right in the middle of it all.

4. Tell the truth.

I think we could all use a lesson in honesty.

Give it a shot, you never know what might happen.

If enough of us told less lies then maybe we could all be more personable with one another.

Start revealing our inner thoughts and become one with Buddha?

Leaders of countries call truths and join hands for a koombiya circle around the world.

I become a democrat somehow with my new lease on life, lie free..

Better yet, just keep all the lies going.

LIE MORE!!

And lastly

5.

My old pal for the win.

If a puppy on drugs and the government say it's ok it must be.

GOOD NIGHT NOW!!!