Kurt Cobain just text messaged me..

He mentioned a few things to me.

1. He reminded me I owe Matt 50 bucks.

2. Kid Rock will always suck.

3. Joanie did love Chachi.

4. 2012 is a shamwow scheme.

5. He also revealed to me the secret to eternal life.

I text him back thanks , but their was no response..

Vegas vacation pt2..

Let me just start off with this.

I either need to proof read my blogs really well or just get a personal proof reader.

Hey Im internet famous, I demand my own damn proof reader!

Anyhow..

We made it!

Mayor boy getting prepped for the leap.

A bit of relaxation was needed.

Not the best view in the world.

No bigs.

If you really need a good look at the strip a good suggestion is that you walk on it.

Unfortunately theirs no rest for scum bags like us.

It was time to get classy and paint the town.. BLACK.

We are nothing but classy.

Yeah man, Class.

Kev jumped the gun.

It's all that fiery Mexican jumping bean blood in him.

Aww..

I suppose this is almost like a class photo.

Great friends, good times.

I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?

I should have straightened my tie a little.

Fuck it, we all decided to jump around.

I am the lizard king, I can do anything..

That includes but not limited to levitating.

At this point we go out on the town.

I did not take my camera with me. I was not going to risk me getting wasted and selling my camera for a piece of ass. Not that Im above that or anything..

Heres what I salvaged from other cameras.

Sorry I robbed these.

CRAB PPL!

They made it.

PROFIT on the block made it !

Thats why he was MVP!

Your my boy blue!

Ok so heres the morning wreckage in no particular order.

Body count 5 deep.

Toes.

Fail.
Home.
Anti- taco legislation

We ended up with a mini fridge. Jealous?

Make that money man.

Make sure you don't lose it in you luggage.

Damn, we had a crazy couple of nights.

I wish that I could have documented it all.

To sum it up we just got gnarly as hell.

Got super drunk and some of us did some gambling and came up big time.

Others walked into the night like a crazy asshole.

The last day of the trip..

Jacob decided to join us.

Ill conclude tomorrow.

HAHAHA!

Vegas vacation..

The gang and I went on a little trip to Las Vegas this weekend.

No big deal.

Our adventure starts out early Friday morning.

Bryan just realized what he got himself into.

Jon reassures Bryan that Vegas has dollar margaritas and they both had a dance.

Epic hero shot of the suubee.

By the way, it's a JAPANESE CAR

Spinal Tap FOREVER.

Kevin made a winner decision to wear this thing.

Degenerate MVP of the trip.

Off we go..

I love this picture.

I love my fisheye.

I always wanted to take of picture like this.

look at me, way to cool.

Just passing Stew.

AZ drivers sucks

We got tailgated, cut off and Mexican road blocked a few times.

Thinking of all the bad things he would like to do.

What a power house to take with you to Vegas.

Not only a Mexican that can drink, but also lucky Irish bastard!

Perfect breed for sin city.

If I were any kind of hip ass kook

I would call this art.

Jon made a lake in his car. puto..

This is the way to travel.

With the seat belt on y todo!

Pit stop.

Mayor boy doing something classy.

In and out..

Thats wut ya mutha said.

HEYO!

HOVER HELL

We were making such great timing until we got to this dam thing.

What was supposed to be a 9 hour trip turned into a 11 hour trip.

It's all good though. We got there.

While we waited we played some grab ass.

It's fun..

We made it.

I'll Just make this a two parter..

I require more wine to finish this story.

Ill Finish it tomorrow I swear to God!