Dear..

Dear Gary Coleman..

Dood, I don't even want to make fun of you.

You had a really bad adult life.

And then you died at a pretty early age.

I guess it just goes to show life can be cut short..

What you talking bout Willis?

Dear Dennis Hopper..

I think you were in Speed.

Thanks for jerking around that surf bum Keanu and making him look like a goon on a bus that could only go 55 mph.

Now thats a plot!

Dear Carlisle house..

What can I say about this house that hasn't already been said about a whore?

Always open and ready to party...

And always willing to do my laundry :D

Thanks.

You gave us a ton of memories..

Among other things.

These two songs are dedicated to you.

Hopefully you have some speakers at work.

Thats right!

Shiny and new!