Banana ramma..

I was informed this evening that Travis the chip was cremated.

This crazy bastard had to be shot by the cops!

HEY RIPPED A LADIES FACE OFF!

WTF

I would not cremate a chimp that went ape shit. (lol)

To be honest, I think monkeys go to hell anyway.

 

Then they turn into this and harass homo's, cowards, idiots and farm girls..

505 or bust..

505 bmx from mariocarrasco on Vimeo.

Just thought I would plug the local biker scene.

Fast food bribe..

So I skated tonight...

Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

I learned a few new things. 

Ill have to put em up here one day. Once this guy sends me my footy.

Indeed.

I bet a girl a cheese burger and a pack of cigarettes to do a double peg roll in on her bike.

No ciggs , but a cheese burger I do owe her..

Something like that.

Concrete boots..

After this guy had his little rant Im sure NBC made dam sure this guy was to never be seen again.Hey I don't blame him for being a little erratic, this country looks a little sketchy.

Summer, spring, fall , which do I hate most of all..

Springs rapidly approaching...

Time for me to begin my shedding process, oh and start sweating like a polar bear stuck in the jungle.

Now These warmer seasons are not all that bad. The weather is great for skating.

friendsSKATEBOARDING

I hope to see my bastard friends skating with me soon!

Epic Fail

OR THIS WILL HAPPEN... again.

You must be an umbrella cause your shady ..

I've been sick for the last couple of days....

It's not an actual sickness but my bastard allergies.

Messes with all this shit right in here.

I picked up some allergy pill's, but all they seem to do is make me feel

like Im at a grateful dead concert....

 Extra strength means extra strength.

Fucken hippy's 

The wrong kind of stimulant..

The night of the rap show I convinced myself I was going to get drunk.

So I made myself a rum and coke pre show. Went to the show, had another rum and coke and a blue moon.

Went to Anodyne and got wasted....

Looked a little like this.

(circa 2004? ph: Allie)

I shouted "STIMULUS " to all who stubbled by my drunken corpse.

I threw up three times =(

Hype you can believe in..

Friday night was the rap show,it went just about as expected .Homies, thugs, G's and me and my motley ass crew. 

Profit on the block's debut went well as a hype man. Not sure about what  they were raping about. All I remember is something about a dirty girl??

Something like that.

Horses be damned..

Well to sum up my day, I worked off a killer hangover this morning .. (More on that later)

Finally got the will to go to Wal-Mart around one.

Saw Jen, then moved some furniture with a belly full of regret and some booze. 

Im a donkey... In more ways than one

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Going to a rap concert tonight...

Profit on the block will be preforming with his posse clear across the universe. (Rio Rancho)

I'm hoping it will go a lot like this.

I'll keep you informed..

Caught in a Webb of a box..

"couple hours after you left, Andy mixed triple sec in beer. got so drunk, hide under the table and put everything he could find down his pants (this includes a light bulb, a pipe...and much more)" - Jordan

Andy got GNARles barkley last night after I left his house.

I wish I could been there to see it..

Learn how to use your camera!

Not only am I an aspiring picture taker, I am a fan of "life in motion".

Or at least thats what Ill call not knowing how the hell to use my flash!

I used my flash for the first time Tuesday night at the extreme feast at civic plaza . It didn't work out as well as I wanted it to. Ill just chalk it up as experience points.

This is the first day of my blog...

What a better way to start off a blog than with some good ol extreme sports

My dear pal Kevin Sanchez trying to get gnarly on the ledge with a frontal flip..