The World !

The world started a long fucking time ago!

Long before the Dinosaurs.

Im sure it had to do with aliens.

They had a huge gambling debt and needed to...

fix the debt..

So they made a planet to create resources to sell.

Right?

And once they settled the debt , they just left Earth alone and suddenly life forms began to mutate.

Shit popped off and humans came around and now China will be the biggest super power in the next decade.

But don't take my word for it. (Que in reading rainbow sound effect and book segment)

Monday Motion.. (On Tuesdays)

Special noir Edition..

Can I call it a noir if it's just in black and white??

Oh well.

Tonight it's Jeremy Doing a Nollie big spin on the volcano at Los Altos.

And a little inside the actor's studio here. He used my tank of a board.

I just realized I stopped naming my boards years ago.

I may start that again.

Good night now.

Time warp..

An older cousin of mine gave me a disc that I was supposed to give to mom.

She said that it had photos of my family..

This was in June.

I just found it.

Two photos stood out to me.

This is my great uncle Jonny and auntie Sadie.

I like the pose and posture they have going.

She doesn't look to happy, but he puts on a smirk.

They're outfits are pretty cool.

By the look of things with the corsage's and what looks to be a wedding dress, it may in fact be a day of matrimony.

No wonder she's bummed. She marrying into my blood line!

Heyo!

This photo is of my mom , her siblings and a couple of cousins.

Now if you know me well enough you know which one is my mom.

But for you newbies, the girl on the top right looks identical to me..

If I had hair on my head and not on my face and if I were 15 years younger.

Im really enjoying going through all theses photos.

Im may have to visit Granny and dig through her pictures from the 40's and scan them in.

Good night now.

Motion Monday..

Joe P. My long lost son gets stezzy with a over ice down the rail.

I know today is Tuesday.

2010 in retrospect..

Thats how to use that word right?

In today's blog we will be taking a trip in time..

All the way to January 2010.

A look back at some events that I managed to capture with my trusty camera.

Enjoy the show.

January

John's Matanza

Toastie got to play on a tractor.

We lost a friend.

February

I got my new camera.

The year of the monkeys.

Matt and Kev's old place was a place of magic and mystery.

Always a party and plenty of party supplies.

Shot my first lady shoot.

Thanks Sooj.

Profit and High C preforming.

Free Profit!

March

Jen had a birthday party that would go down in the books.

I don't remember much of it.

The party managed to unite many clans under one flag.

April

The Annie Jean Trio plus one was on tour.

Little Chuckie was blasting airs.

Took some photos of a wedding.

Took a picture of Audge.

Mondo was starting to form.

You guys still owe Rose some money for those suits.

May

Me crying over road rash.

Discovering the power of a remote timer.

Me and Amanda getting acquainted.

Sister Blog Graduated high school.

Vomit.

Some loser getting arrested.

June

Not a lot happen in June.

I don't have any files on record..

I was taking pictures.

I think.

Alex flipped me off. :(

July

Noah was feelin the 4th.

Kev and Mr. Mayor move into a factory.

Camp Mondo in Jemez.

Mondo camp grounds.

Jonny Sanch had a birthday.

The return of Rachel Winslow. (On left)

Me and Manda walked up to Tome and touched one of the thousands of millipedes.

August

Went out to Portland.

Len scored a Kick flip grab to fakie.

Jack and Holly tied the knot.

DOUBLE DITCH went down.

September

Len gettting up off the hip.

Caitlin throwing some 3's, but never landing them.

Henry tail whipping .

Pixel got off the boat to live in America.

Quarter pipe art.

October

Dueling airs.

Grandma faking her death again..

Got her a pretty name tag at least.

I get calls that she's on the side walk begging for food.

I tell them just to put her on the porch.

Me and the Manda.

I look like a creep.

Joe P ,over ice.

Ruidoso for Halloween.

Profit won a NM new artist award!

November

Andy Dick has a surprise.

Jon Theblog.

Friendsmas went down.

Two grown ass men wrestled for ten minutes.

The lady on the far left smoked drugs with P Diddy or Jay Z..

She liked to chat.

Jess had a fashion show.

December

Life touch studios.

Jim Kev and Matty are feelin it.

George Costanza!

Birthday fun time.

I made a Charity, no biggs!

Made Caitlin a Flickr celebrity.

I ate a burger for the first time in a year.

Around 12:20 1/1/11

It was a hell of a year.

I had the honor of having some great people in my life for 2010.

I hope they all stay around for the next couple of years as well.

Or at least until Im sick of all of you ..

I keed.

Thanks to all who let me stick a camera in they're face.

Without you , there would be no Chris Theblog.

Good night now.