Mondo Vibrations..

They Basically made a video with almost all of my photos.

Im honored.

I think?

Check em' out .

Mondo Vibrations

Texas sucks..

Texas sucks..

Maybe.

Kevin

chris the blog

9:53pmChris

hello

9:54pmKevin

i dont hate texas anymore

9:54pmChris

fag

you still should

9:57pmKevin

but the girls are pretty the food is good and music was fantastic

9:58pmChris

STOPPPP!!

YOUVE CHANGED MAAAAN

girls are one thing and maybe the music but dont you dare say there food is good!!

9:59pmKevin

well the white ppl food was good

but they cant do new mexican food for shit

10:00pmChris

ok fine

Im glad you had a good time.

Im a young child stuck in a mans body.

A manboy if you will.

I enjoy the simple things, like hating on Texas.

Girls are nice to look at as well.

Girls in skirts are even better.

Or even dresses, dresses are nice.

Pizza is a delicacy.

I like mine with cheese.. And mushroom.

I hate your kind of music because you hate my kind of music.

The internet is the best thing to happen since I discovered how to drink a beer in the shower.

Fist to fist combat resolves everything.

Girls kissing is always fun to fantasize about.

Im almost sure that the girls kissing don't fantasize about you.

Weird huh?

Welp see ya later.

Long overdue..

It's been some time since I've written a blog.

Ill just jump right into it.

Like riding a bicycle..OF HATE!!

American soccer fan losers..

First off, Soccer is not my kind of sport.

Nor do I think it's Americas.

American soccer fan is the punto of the soccer world.

We.. They would not stand a chance against a rioting drunk ass oi oi Newcastle fan base in the streets.( I dont know if Newcastle has a team or not)

And yes it does matter if we can win a brawl in the streets. Thats what America is all about, winning!

And if we can't win in one area, FUCK IT, move on to the next subject.

The U.S sucks in soccer anyhow.

And the only people who play soccer are Mexicans , 8 year old kids with over lord coach/parent and sweaty dudes.

yeah, thats right.

AHAHAHAHAH!

Who cares anyway ? Football is were it's at.

GO STEELERS!

WUT DE FUCK IZ DIS?!

Im still at a loss of words...

I this a book on bestiality?

Is the dog grabbing her ass?

Is she taking off her panties for the dog??

IS THIS REALLY A BOOK FOR PETS??!

IT'S ONLY 2.95?!

This is to real, I love it.

Jon Kellerman is a fucking genius.

She's naked. why?

the dogs licking her, perhaps some four play goin on..

Moving on.

Flavor of the moment.

For those who don't know, Im a super hero dork.

I loves me some comics and cartoons.

I especially loves me some super hero hottie dorks.

If you'd like to do this for me please drop me a line.

Just please do not dress up as a sexy magneto..

Theirs nothing sexy about that.

So whats up with that Barrack Obama guy?

He's changed man.

Get it.. CHANGE?

HOPE

NEW WORLD ORDER

GLOBALIZATION

AMERICAN SOCIALIST INDOCTRINATION OF THE PLANET

DO I SOUND LIKE A RIGHT WING KOOK?

maybe a little.

haha.

Im just kiddin ladies you know I love you. <3

Photo weekend frenzy..

Got my D7 and I needed to break it in.

My friend Soojee was a great sport and made me feel more comfortable shooting one on one.

She's hip.

Profit on the block had a concert and I shot some performance pics for him.

they hot like FIYA!

My 2010 version of an old picture.

Hear no evil , speak no evil , see no evil... Pass that evil.

K Man.

It's debatable weather he is being maced or he is hulking out.

Regardless, my favorite random picture of the weekend.

I can't wait to drive the Subi!

The Olympics.. in the cold..

Oh cool the olympics are on.

I guess I better root for...

The hot American babes?

How stoned do you have to be to watch Peter Pan and a tiny little chick dance on ice?

(LOL, or should I say the Asian Ricky Richardo and his lady Chichi.)

When snowboarding moved to the Olympics it lost all it's flavor as a sport, or a lifestyle or whatever you want to call it.

I'll admit, I watched some of it last night.

BORING!

One stock air and then a bunch of 1080's and 1260's back to back.

No style just absolute over kill.

Trust me Im not defending Snowboarding or it's fans.

Let it be known, I dislike snowboarding and all the bro rich ass kooks that come along with it.

(with the exception of my pals who snowboard. Because they are my friends.)

(Cool Bra!)

Lets get some style and gnar kill points in the judging!

Give them credit for showing up an half hour late and performing hung over just like they always do.

But hey, Shawn White crushed it again. Big ups to him.

Way to stick to those floppy headed goons in C-EH-N-EH-D-EH.

Screw em.

Im kind of down for those skiing and snow boarding chicks.

There hot!

(Sarah Burke)

( Robin Van Gyn)

( The website said they're Snowboarders, I'll take it!)

So yeah, thats about the only reason I'll watch those events..

That Lindsey Vonn seems like a real diva, or bitch , whatever is more p.c for you.

(Im watching you, you and all your crying about your injury then out of nowhere you dominate.

Your a trickster.)

Whatever happen to Picabo Street?!

That was my baby moma and a top athlete who could kick some Olympic ass.

( what up baby girl? Why don't you come with me and lose that leotard, because it's awful.)

Lets move on to curling !

(This is the new hot shit.)

I'm slowly becoming a fan of curling.

Im dead serious.

It's like a bar game.

I could have a beer while I'm in between turns.

Plus..

Good looking girls are doing it!

Im always into that.

(Good form)?

How hard can it be?

I want to start playing and eventually me and a group of my pals show up to the Olympics and we are the most hairiest, scummy-est, hung over average Joe's their.

That would be awesome.

And when we win gold I'll grab a mic and say to the world, " You see that ?! YOU SEE THAT?!

Im sleeping with... A bunch... of girls tonight!! ..And Im drinkin a ton of beer!!... and..."

That will be the point where they drag me off and I wish that I had known what to say.
Hopefully theirs a league in Albuquerque.

Better get started.

(Not a very good picture, to much shadow on the face.)

(See, hot curling chicks. I'd sleep with them.. Errr, I mean party with them , I mean.. Hang out with them.)

( Me , Badson , Dirty, Stewkid, Toastie, Ronnie.)

So umm, Is there any other sports in the winter Olympics?

Meh, I don't much care.

GO USA.

Bring home all the gold you can.

God knows we need it.

OH!

Go U.S. HOCKEY!

(Nice)

I took some foto's

tonight.

No bigg's

I was hoping to have a guard with me to watch my back but, naaa..

Some sketchy ass people on my corner.

I ate Olympia tonight as well.

Falafel for the win.

Skate and destroy..

This guy Len Yazzen is a guy I skate with.

He's pretty dam good, so check him out.

Photos courtesy of me.

Video by Evan Lemmon.