Catch a Tiger by a hoe..

Looks like Tiger has got himself in quite the pickle..

Yeah, look glum you son of a bitch.

Let me speak directly to Eldrick Tant Woods. (Seeing as he is a huge fan of my blog.)

What were you thinking buddy?!

Did you really expect to keep all your scandals under wrap when your the biggest athlete/celebrity in the world?

DOOD..

Well, Im sure you all know by now Tiger Woods has been caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

No bigs??

Im not to sure this time.

The Chinese have a great reenactment of the Thanksgiving night.

I love it when she slaps him in the face.

As of today three women have come out and have said that they have had affairs with Woods.

Meh.

Nice.

Techno club trash.

BUSTED!

BIG TIME.

Im not impressed by this half assed apology. HERE

As much as I'd like to tell all of you to leave the guy alone, I can't.

Affairs should be strictly a private matter between the two parties.

But when your mega famous and the public eye is always watching, maybe it's just best to act and behave like an angel.

The limelight will always be around during the good times, and especially during the bad times.

Poor him? I say poor us.

It sucks that all of our celebrity heros turn out to be someone we thought they weren't.

Then again we really don't know who these people really are..

Oh well, Please continue with the hunt for Tiger-gate.

I enjoy it as much as the next guy.

ரியதேர்ஸ் சாய்ஸ் பட்.௨ ..

ஓகே சோ இ இ ஹவே நோய்இடித் வி மி பொன்ட் இஸ் லைக் திஸ் .
பட் மய்பே இட் வில் பே இன் இங்கிலீஷ் தொமொர்ரொவ்
வேலப் ஓகே!

Keyboard Cat..

I love Keyboard Cat..

Thats about all I have to say.

The last one is a hoot!

Seen any good ones lately?

Reader Choice..

The other day I posted a comment on my Face Book asking some of my readers what I should write about for my up coming blog.

I received plenty of suggestions but nothing that I really felt passionate about writing a full blog of.

So here is what I'll do:

I'll just write a short blog about each topic.

Write about them in good ol' Chris The Blog fashion,

and perhaps bitch and whine about some topics.

Sounds like a plan.

Here we go.

"Aidsburgers.."

Im not sure what to make of this one.

It could be several things.

Well, I know Cartman got aids one time and Jimmy Buffet came and sang a song about, "aids burger in paradise"

Or ass burgers maybe.

Im pretty sure ass burgers are delicious!

What an awesome picture!

Or it could be Asperger's Disease

Thats not funny so much.

Andy Webb..

What can be said about this guy that hasn't been said about George Washington.

He's a mystical creature fresh from the slums of Belen.

Skating and drinking like no one is looking.

I've seen the kid drink half a fifth of tequila and rant some very non PC things.

I've also watched him get into my roof and come crashing down onto someone.

Quite the degenerate, but one hell of a skater.

Thirteen dollar beer..

( Not the 13$ beer.)

Okay so..

I purchased a thirteen dollar beer Friday night .. NO BIGS.

I'll be honest, not one of my favorite beers.

Damn did it get me tanked though.

F0r those of you with me that night, their were parts of the night that I forgot.

I barely remember IHOP.

"Marble Reserve:

Aged for eight months in bourbon barrels, this potent and warming ale is layered with oak, vanilla, malt, and bourbon. 9.0%ABV $6.00 13oz servings. Take home a 22oz bottle. No growlers please."

I also had four beers, a rum and coke and sneak drinks of everyones long islands.

eek, what a night.

Snowboarding..

Meh, waste of money I say.

All the gear, snowboard , travel and stay is just way to much to make it a hobby.

For only a few months out of the year it doesn't seem worth it.

Ill leave it up to Kev and the boys. I'll tag along and take pictures.

Puppies..

Im not a big fan of puppies.

I enjoy a dog when they are more grown up and calm.

I've had dogs all my life, and they never seemed to stick around to long.

My mom and her husband go through dogs like socks.

They would either die, get stolen or had to be put down.

I never really invested to much emotion in one dog except for Dahlia.

She's a terror.

Hide your daughters.

"Watch me grow"..

Okay , heres a funny story.

I sent Stewart a text one day that said ," Im watching you".

He sent me something around the lines of , "I watch you all the time".

Later that day I sent him the same text, and again he writes me the same thing from earlier.

Then he writes, " Watch me grow".

So seeing that, my pervert mind thinks of him watching me and pitching a tent.. If you know what I mean.

So I reply, " WTF?!"

He writes, " Watch me grow up from a child to an adult dude."

Now it's a big joke in our circle.

(Just friends)

The last book I read..

Holy crap, the last real deal book I read was Beowulf.

That was in high school 2004.

Not much of a book reader if you couldn't tell by that last sentence.

Though recently I did read my Bass guitar for dummies and my Cannon field guide for 1000D.

When I was a kid, I enjoyed the hell out of Goose bumps.

I could read these for days.

I have a few more to go so check back tomorrow night.

Sorry guys I get sleepy too.

I have a DEATHWISH..

Well not really a DEATH WISH, but more like a birthday wish list.

HA!

Now that I trapped you suckers into reading this, you might as well read the rest.

So I have a top eight list of things that I would like for my birthday.

I'm a pretty modest character and do not have a taste for pricey things.

So you may find my choices of gifts quite easy to acquire.

1. Sweat pants that fit.

I currently have a pair, but they are extremely baggy and could fit a dozen raccoons in them.

2. black socks

I enjoy short black socks.

I do not have that many and would like some more.

3. Moccasins

As the days get colder, my wood floors freeze up and I have to wear shoes all around the house.

It's no way to live man!

Make sure they have that nice fluffy wool lining.

4. Chai ice cream!

Only had it once at Baskin Robins.

And I never saw it again..

It made all my troubles disappear.

5. Assortment of Arizona iced teas !

Dude if you buy me a fucking case or even ten iced teas, Ill be rocking in the free world.

Please no diet or watermelon teas.

Shits gross!

6. A growler of Chama river beer.

The amber is the bee's knees son!

7. Scarlett Johanssen

Good luck with this one..

I don't care how you get her as long as she isn't bruised.

8. For me and Stookid to have a good birthday.

AWWWWWWWW..

Yeah yeah yeah.

Cheers to ya mate!

Chris the Blog has a deathwish..

Check back here In less than 24 hours.

Weekends where made for fun pt.2..

Toastie's ghost turned out to be a former gym teacher who used to call him,

"CANTSTANDYA".

(inside joke)

Anyways..

Ronnie explains on the way things used to be.

Oh hey, Jacko is the man in the mirror.

Go figure!

I bet you all wish you had a body of water thing full of fish surrounded by rocks..

And glowing rocks in the counter!

Yeah, Im sure it cost more than my car did.

Potty break.

Then..

Get your best mean face on.

Pops and Holly are feelin it.
I think?

Off to the closet.

Me and the Toastie are pretty much opposites when it comes to fashion.

Fancy boy and his fancy shozies.

Dirty loves his Toastie.

Toast is not feelin it.

Hot damn!

Thats how I like my women.

Covered!

Charlie and his Angles.

Off to the Basement..

For some reason I went down to the basement only to find Badson all by his lonesome.

Dirty tagged along and we cheered up Basoon.

Badson was praying for plagues.

vouge.

Striking a pose makes anyone feel better.

The Bird man made it and he's ready to get his arm grabbed.

He needed to shut up anyway.

Another Dirty in the house.

Thanks for the vodka!

Trouble in paradise.

Ronnie calls your ass out.

He dares you to step up and drink with him.

ALL WILL PARISH.

Bird is feelin that.

Two thirties should add some height to that baby.

Kings of the hill.

From left to right:

Boomhower, Hank, And Dale.

Not just friends?

I have no caption for this..

Focus young one.
No dice.

When all else fails.
Badson has got that extra beer weight in his ass.

Poppet enjoys the carnage.

Lets wrap it up kids.

Lets get kissy and show off our tattoos.

Nice tats.

My turn..

Oh wait, I don't have any..

Time to get kissy!

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