I drank a V8 in the shower..

..But thats not why you came.

You came to this site to see me make fun of some sort of event that has happen to me lately.

Well your one lucky son of a gun , I just so happen to have some new photo's of last weekends events in the forest.

Jemez or bust

Let me start off by showing off my fence plant.

Cool right?

My trusty assistant Jon O.D.S.T Badson shot the photo for me , even got two angles.

That son of a bitch!

Zoom in on this photo and see the fear in my eyes.

It's their.

Jeff dropping in hot.

He's still got it.

Badson's Mexican hat dance, to fakie.

Jon's feelin it.

Bad landing.

Just like a mexican , laying on the ground.. I don't know.

Tag teaming the rail for support.

On to the show!

A little Mondo pep rally.

1.. 2.. 3.. MONDO!

Maybe not as enthusiastic as I thought.

That, or everyone forgot how to rally.

This guy was here.

He was feelin it.

Mondo ready to rock the Jemez and disturb the old ladies from their naps.

Kenny Said no jokes or random yelling this time.

Didn't want another Burt's fiasco.

Harley " dukes of " Hazard was Feelin it!

Former Mayor Boy Is always feeling something.

In his pants!

HEYO!

This one is for Bryan:

The dog's name was Deeter, So I called him Derek Deeter.

Old ladies hate Mondo Vibrations.

This fucking kook was trying to steal all the attention!

And he did..

They have a following.

Mondo's biigest fan in the world , right in the middle.

Yea you!

Token Vox pic.

Token boarder pic.

Token bassist pic.

Token bongo player pic.

Token hippie pic.

Sorry pal, mines bigger.

Right under the canyon wall.

Pretty cool.

Toby-riffic hyping the crowd.

More cow bell.

STEALING THE SHOW!

Lots of stoned dogs.

To stoned!

Hyping it up for Rudy Boy!!

Jacko Wishes he was me.

I wish I had hair!

A new addition.

Rudy Boy kills that shit.

So awesome!

The new black.

I guess he was getting married.

That was the story.

But why the watermelon helmet?!

FEELIN IT

His shtick was putting TP on his victims.

I watched him try it to a big ass biker , it almost ended badly.

Epic Hero pose.

Jemez has it's weirdo's.

Beer , nips, hair.

Dirty's new victim .. I mean new girl.

Camp time.

Floating electric cock and balls.

God bless America.

Im pretty sure their was like 50 people camping out that night.

Stoners burning some green on an open fire.

Fire people walk at night.

Only at night.

ET

My tent.

Thanks to my GF for holding the flashlight very still for 30 sec.

Thanks :D

Gnarly!

Ke$ha was there.

I dont know who that is either.

Taco Jon knows how to pop that taco.

Solar flare shit.

Space.. The final frontier.

These are the maiden voyages of the starship Enterprise...

It's not truly a hippie commune orgy until the acoustic comes out.

Everyones feelin that..

And the sing alongs went into the night and I went to bed.

I froze my ass off and woke up before everyone else and did not get killed by a bear like I thought I would.

No aliens either!

It's not really camping unless you sleep ON your tent.

Jeff was already up reading a book and listening to Simon and Garfunkel .. Or some shit like that.

Later that night I went home to find the ghost of Profit was on my tv!

wow!

Great weekend.

Thanks to all who gave me no permission to use pictures of them :D

GOOD NIGHT NOW!

The fourth and the day after..

Just wanted to share some photo's from the last two days.

The Mayor boy in a window.

Advice and a cold beer 50 cents.

Jack and Holly

Jack

Just friends.

USA!

USA!

USA!

Good night now!!!

Independence Day..

July Fourth is fast approaching!

You know what that means , right??

Will Smith is going to save us, along with his paranoid Jewish partner who was a fly in a movie a hundred years ago...

Anyway!

Ive always been a fan of the fourth.

BBQ, family and of course the chance to burn some shit.

Ive also always been some what of a fire starter.

Now that I grow older, instead of the fun and fireworks I lean more towards the day in history when our founding fathers created this great country and killed off the dinosaurs.

(He killed it right after he freed the slaves...)

So Im an American.

I love my country.

With that said I have come to realize what this day really means.

It means we said " Fuck you limey kooks, we want guns, freedom and the right to own a decent set of teeth ."

All you liberal flag burning losers should really appreciate the opportunities Gorgey and the boys bestowed upon you.

Let me tell you a little story about the first Fourth of July.

It all started in 1972.

It was me and Elton John, we were doing drugs..

I knew better than to be wasting my time with doing blow..

I Just didn't know how to kick the habit and turn my life around.

Just then Elton fell over into a comatose state and when he fell I noticed a candle burning next to a pile of ammo I saved up incase the cold war popped off.

I ran as fast as I could across the room to prevent the mayhem that would occur.

I manage to knock the ammo away from the flames and they landed next to Elton's stage make up.

The bullets must had been still really hot because they exploded and when they did they mixed up with the make up and made this really colorful explosion.

I was still very disoriented from the blast but I manage to see the bursts of colors and noticed an American flag waving outside the hotel room.

I had also realized that it was independence day.

A tear came to my eye.

I knew right then that I found my calling and purpose in life.

So I took money from Elton's lifeless body and went to the nearest alchemy shop and with a little bit of tweaking created the, "Colorful Fires ". Or which you call these days fireworks.

Went to the patten office and Copy wrote The Fourth of July.

Later that night I held a press conference and announced that from here on out that July fourth is to be celebrated with fire works and BBQ.

I displayed my new product and the people were amazed.

Later that year I became mayor of Los Angeles.

So yeah, I created Fireworks and the Fourth of July.

Pretty cool right?

Pictures? Gosh you know what I wish I had some. but you know how shitty those old print outs were , they just fade after a few years.

(Elton John was pissed. )

On a serious note, I liked to wish you all a great holiday weekend.

Enjoy the time with the family and take some time out to remember what happen in this land

in 1776. It's pretty amazing to think that our fore fathers actually had to fight for the right for us to have all the freedoms that we all have now.

And unfortunately sometimes we all take it for granted.

So lets be thankful.

Shoot off some illegal fireworks for George and the crew.

It's only a crime if you get caught!

GOD bless America!!

P.S.

FUCK any anti-American kooks.

USA USA USA!!

Norma Jean..

He laid emeralds in her eyes, but I'd

already tried a bracelt made of gold and a scarlet

thread around her wrist. Everything was wrong so we

sang sentimental songs. "Oh how seldom we belong but

how elegant our kiss." We painted crooked lines but

danced in perfect time to a love so much refined, we

know not what it is until like a dullen wine we pour

into a grief know before but never quite like this.

All i know now is regret, it follows like a silhouette

along the cobbelstone behind me, but has nothing to

say except to innocently ask, its voice delicate as

glass, "Do you see me when we pass?" but i continue on

my way.

Millennium..

Just because I can.

I can always enjoy a trip down memory lane with Robbie Williams.

Last time.. Toasty..

1. Last time you ate king crab: Twice in the last month ;)

2. Last time you threw up: Jesus, who knows... Bathroom at anodyne?

3. Last time you read a book : Been readin Order of the Phoenix for the last year, while i poop.

4. Last time you pooped in the woods: Just before robbing Josh Stanford by pellet-gun-point.

5. Last time you thought you were gonna die: Every time I hear your (Chis Theblog's) voice.

6. Last time you don't remember what happen: I made about 5 different scenes on saturday for Audreys graduation... I remember about 2 1/2

7. Last time you had you wanted green chile: Never... But I eat once a year to stay immortal

8. Last time you were a hot dog: Daily drive to work in the Rx-8 ;)

9. Last time you thought you were a Mexcian: Lol, tequila?

10. last time you thought you were Irish: Lol, whiskey?

Dear..

Dear Gary Coleman..

Dood, I don't even want to make fun of you.

You had a really bad adult life.

And then you died at a pretty early age.

I guess it just goes to show life can be cut short..

What you talking bout Willis?

Dear Dennis Hopper..

I think you were in Speed.

Thanks for jerking around that surf bum Keanu and making him look like a goon on a bus that could only go 55 mph.

Now thats a plot!

Dear Carlisle house..

What can I say about this house that hasn't already been said about a whore?

Always open and ready to party...

And always willing to do my laundry :D

Thanks.

You gave us a ton of memories..

Among other things.

These two songs are dedicated to you.

Hopefully you have some speakers at work.

Thats right!

Shiny and new!